HAPPY GLASSES!!...
WINTER GETTING YOU DOWN?...
LIFE JUST SHIT AT THE MOMENT?...
WELL NOT ANYMORE..
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'THE HAPPY GLASSES'..YES FOR JUST £124...THESE GLASSES WILL TURN YOUR LIFE AROUND..NO MORE MISERY EVERYTHING LOOKS TIK-A-TEE-BOO IN THESE WONDERFUL HAPPY GLASSES...TRANSFORM YOURSELF FROM A SAD TYPE INTO A CHARM OFFENSIVE JOLLY TYPE... SIMPLY PUT ON THE GLASSES AND SEE THE WORLD AS A HAPPY PERSON...
{Barry from leeds said.." I got sent down for a crime i did not commit..but since i bought my happy glasses i dont really care ill do the 20 year stretch with a smile on my face...thankyou gyspy you changed my life"!}
{rita from scotland said..." ive got 6 kids to 8 fathers...I have to prostitute myself to pay for my crack based cider addiction..i'm riddled with genital warts..my home was burnt to the ground and we now live in a skip...but thanks to the happy glasses i wear all the time..i live each day with a permanent grin..thanks to gypsy im truely happy"}
{A goth from leeds said}..."you have ruined my persona ,since i bought the happy glasses i can't stop smiling, this goes against everything i stand for, im in bits"}
re- goth from leeds...Shut the fuck up!..we all know that goths are really privileged middle class punk wanna be's who are really happy people just pretending to be sad...the sad fact is you are sad for trying to be sad...now go and put some make-up on to hide the fact...GN..
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YOU WONT GET YOUR MONEY BACK..BUT YOU WONT CARE BECAUSE YOU WILL BE HAPPY...
posted by gypsy noir at 1/24/2007
149 Comments:
ROFL Gypsy! Six kids to eight...hahaha...brilliant!
I love them..they remind me of those padded hangars with flowers on them we used to see in our granny's wardrobes..aaah the nostalgia...I want some! ;-)
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sorry...blogger doing funnies again! ...and ooops... i meant hangers...and eight fathers. sheesh! what a b'up ;-(
i dont see the rose-coloured lenses...
they must be fakes...
i'll go so far as to seek spiritual guidance instead...
i'll not spend a penny on them...
i'll bet your friends Barry and Rita were bought out - from behind the abattoir...
Well...maybe one try.
lala lala lala lala lala lala...
...i forgot to mention I have an addictive personality - but not any more...
ah! ha! ha!..hang on i'll take me glasses off..
right you been watching blue peter val?...
see dale they do work..
i'm addicted to sweets at the mo..
i'm on 3 packets of love hearts a day plus swizzlers..bubble gums..ive ditched the JB'S..but i have a packet in the bread bin for emergencys..withdrawls etc..
Ha ha ha! I don't need them, thanksverymuch. I already have happy glasses, and when the world pisses me off, I just remove mine and can't see a thing, which makes me happy again. I call that happy unglassing.
Cheers,
AM
lol - I guess Elton John bought a pair 'cause his life sure turned around.... or maybe that has to do with him having a Canadian partner!
(LMFAO)
Gypsy, do you have rush delivery?!?
cherylann
Yes, yes, I need a new pair... my rose coloured glasses have developed thorns. Do they come with matching tie and handerchief? And is there a user guide DVD with special features and extras?
I have some wonderful slippers I could trade you, they take you instantly to any location in the world you want to be. They are sparkly red, and all you have to do is click the heels....
I happen to know the red slippers don't work......
But the glasses might be worth a go - especially if there's a DVD!
I don't think Rache believes in my red shoes....
that makes her a nonbeliever...
We have found an nonbeliever... may we burn her?
How do you know she is nonbeliever?
Well she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
I got better....
you know the umpah lumps who slave away in my factory making the glasses look like elton john..
for all you waiting orders they will be with you shortly honest..
stevie my glasses have matching hand grenades..for the dis-believers..
ooh red sparkly slippers with marabou trim???...
but of course my darling! And a marabou boa to match if you like...
yes!! yes!!...ooh soo chic!!...
make sure it hasn't got a dead stork attatched like the last one i bought from the flea market..
dead stork removed, of course...
oooh, I miss flea markets...
Now, can I interest you in my new line of komodo skin lace up corsets? They go ever so nicely with the shoes, you know.
damn, have to be off to a meeting. was rather enjoying the home shopping network!
ta for now...
i'll have one in black and one in red with re-enforced gusset for durability...
I do have a few left with detachable tassies and matching thigh high pirate booties... and of course the whip to match...
and one set left make of red licorice whips.
oops, I mean made of licorice whips...
Huh?? Wjhat's all this??? Did I miss something ??/
I'm starting a new line.
My best corset - lined with boa constrict'er...
Gypsy is very experiencenced at marketing fleas...
and I think there was some talk of a flea circus... in feathers....
(like a map, dale is following the bread crumbs....maybe...)
...when you're not strong...
i'll help you carry on...
...like we need help doing that!
thanks for the good wishes Gypsy!
I'm NOT a non-believer! I'm NOT a non-believer!
It's just that I know a certain person that Stevie would have loaned the shoes to long ago if they did work.....
Oh, hell, send the happy glasses. Please leave off the hand grenade, tho. :/ please...
glasses for everyone!
And yes, Rache, had I those shoes, they would have been VERY well used by now!
Well after all this, I hope the happy glasses are doing something for you too wee one?
wait a minute... which one of us is wee one???
Hi Gypsy,
The glasses sound really great, but I don't need them right now because I am very happy right now, or maybe it's the pair I'm wearing right now that are happy glasses?
I hope you're feeling happy right now too.
Take care.
Dale i couldn't sell cedric the cat flea and i got banned from e-bay for all eternity and a day!..
I polished my happy glasses with WD40 last night and now i'm happy beyond repair..i'm going to have to invent some melancholy glasses because this happiness lark is
over-rated...bring back the misery i say..me teeth get cold in the winter from all the smiling..anyone got some warm cosy socks for teeth??..
stevie..I...being of petite stature and mind, am the 'wee one'..
I was this height when i was 3 considered at the time to be tall for my age..but a terrible accident happend when i was trod on by a local stampede one day when the local vicar announced free holy wine to all sinners who had commited every commandment in the book at least twice and one had to involve gross indecency with a spastic colon looking labradoberman dog...to this day i have to side step a dog wielding a colostomy bag...
Hahahaha, this is great! Better give them to the American public...whoops I forgot, they already have them! Gypsy SUE!
ROFL
dogs weilding colostomy bags...
look out wee one!
i wonder what the dogs look like when you wear your glasses
I've got my beak on the case now string...this is outrageous!!
dale the dog looks like he's wielding a very pretty colostomy bag when i wear the glasses..
"I polished my happy glasses with WD40 last night and now i'm happy beyond repair.."...ROFL Gypsy..that's terrible! And if you smile too much the wind will change and you'll be stuck in happy mode..that will be even worse...lol
I thought the American public were into rose tinted specs String..;-)
Gypsy's are unique!
BTW wee one, I have copyright on that name for you..lol!
Oh my. The stampede must have been terrifying... I can just imagine the madness... with one side of my family Catholic and the other Pentacostal, I know how those church going types tend to tramp commandments into so much dust... oh, I am going to hell for that one! Good thing I am essentially pagan!
But clear as mud now on the wee one mystery...
I did learn to knit recently. Sent my first effort, a brilliantly ugly scarf, to my lovely niece in France. Could attempt some mitts for your teeth, though have to say I cannot perl to save my life, so the pattern might be dull.
And I could include a knitted wiffle bat cozy for those damn dogs...
No, it's happy glasses...whatever the cost!
Wearing the glasses whilst cooking me yorkies...they'll be sure to rise!
yay! val..said in brave heart mode.."i am the wee one!"..
ooh stevie pearl is just knitting backwards..i knit a jumper in the eighties..and it became the shortest mini dress ever!..i have a pic of me in it ..
string the americans have jammed my e-mail denying all knowledge of this..quote "i did not have sexual intercourse with those glasses"..
god love them..
dale did your yorkies rise???...this could be an interesting selling point..
ROFL!!!
Only about a quarter of conscious Americans are still wearing rose coloured glasses. They're called 'Conservatives' and 'the current administration'. (they may be looking to upgrade to happy glasses about now tho)
Another quarter are finally taking them off and squinting a lot. The rest of us are still trying to stop the madness of the last six years.......while resisting the nearly irresistable urge to say "we told you so!"
Are the dogs wearing maribou boas and ruby slippers by chance?
oh do show us the knitted mini dress photo!
Gypsy, I think I have the same sweater/mini dress! Mine is grey!
Dale, I thought all bras were boa-boa constrictors! I just wish my boas were small enough that they could roam free without injuring innocent and not so innocent bystanders.
I think a lot of Americans were protesting your characterisations of them yesterday. I hope that trend takes off like your glasses.
Rose and risen Gypsy!
Anne-Marie - mine might roam free or not...who knows?
...either way I have a difficult time finding them!
Only the gay dogs rache..
ooh i look like a wanten woman in me mini dress..
anne marie mine is pink and grey..could it be related?..
dale good work on the yorkies any chance it would work on the boas..
well my boas never did rise...:(
gypsy HELP!
i was held at mousepoint and forced to change to new blogger
...i fear i need new glasses
i can't find myself
Help tooooo!!!! I can't keep up!! I'm going to bed.....
ugh noooo..they better not make me...im intrasigent..i wont ..i shall skweam till im sick!...
The swines did get me!
muffled and gagged
tied to the back of a colostomised great dane
shaken and stirred
held in the tower...said hi to Angus
threatened with a whip - didn't work...
held down and tickled till i said rumpelstiltskin
tried to dodge 'em down an ice fishing hole
they then cornered me
put a mouse to my head
...and, well you know the rest
ill take 2 pair gyps..
~Lace~
...it was a really big mouse
dale you have been through the wars..you can have a pair for free...mighty mouse!!.has risen..
i've not been captured yet by google..i shall resist at all cost..
Hallooooa !!!! ;-)
Ask Val - you'll get a spamming if you don't...
oooh a spaming..val!!...what doth await us?..
oohhh.. spam and egss anyone?
Those mice sounded professional Dale... I do hope you came away without permanant damage... and I pray they were not a rogue faction of my highly trained Ninja mice now working for Google... did any of them have little moonshaped tattoos under their right ears??? Oh dear...
Worry not, my intepid Gypsy... I have infiltrated Google via a highly intricate plan devised by myself and Bert (I know... I am sorry to have lied to you, but They would have killed you, you see, if we had told you sooner) and made critical inroads with the resistance here on this side... if you are cornered and brought here by force, once you have been processed, tagged and let "free", seek me out in the dark bar at the end of the narrow alley 374 steps from the wharf... Dale will be here too, as soon as she is through the therapy she will no doubt need after trhe mouse attack...
vive la resistance my darlings...
where?
You know, the restaurant at the end of the universe... also known as Googleville...
spam..spam..spam..spam..lovely spam..
mouse risotto anyone?..
mmmm... mouse risotto... with pumpernickle sprinkles on top?
And can we have seconds???
Ooooh gypsy you're just asking for it - aren't you...
i know how much you like a good spamming
i get my monthly mag spamming times..lol..
googleberry mouse for desert stevie??..
smacking me lips, luv!
Hmm, okay, I am off to check out this Ferry thing in your May posts... this one is getting quite long... what is the record for posts on one post? This one makes... I think 72....
Here I go, back intime... aaaaaaa...
oh my goodness gracious me! If only luck and fateful cockup would land the Ferrions abducting me one day!
Lucky Gypsy.. should they ever come back for you, swing the spaceship my way and give us a lift, please?
that stevie must have one quickly fast computer...
oh crap ^*^^%$^&())(**&^%%$
...iforgottologonasgoogeaccountnewbloggerwishiwasanoldbloggersoundinglikeneilbymouthimisshimrightnow...
cutpaste
lost in the ether again...
Stevie, the record for comments on posts is over 100 - and the record holder is of course....la Gypsy!!
What's all this spam stuff anyway?
Gypsy, we will never, ever give in....especially after fighting them on the beaches...lol..get thee gone with them new beta blogs I say!
She's 21 today, she's 21 today...tum tum te tum te tum, tum tum te tum te tum she's 21 today...yipppeeeee
2 questions.....1) is that parsleythey are decorated with, and 2) do they say "Chanel" down the sides??
Genital warts?? *LOL* You crack me up!!
YES VAL!!..;)...mb what ever designer makes you happy i write it on the side in crayon..stevie i think the ferrions are due a visit ill give em you blog id..dale dont get lost in the ether without me..thats our holiday place..
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