SLAG HEAP CHIC...
AS YOU CAN SEE THE PIC OF ME SKI-ING ON THE TRASHINGTON SLAG HEAPS ONLY LAST WEEK...A VERY SORT OUT RESORT TO ONLY THE 'ELITE'...THATS ME IN MY BRIGHT ORANGE NEEB BOILERSUIT..BLACK WELLIES NOIR STYLE AND GALVANIZED RUBBER TYRE SKI'S.... I MADE THEM BY CUTTING UP TWO OLD TYRES FROM A QUICK FIT SKIP...(try saying that when your drunk and not making it sound dirdy)YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BOOK YOUR ANNUAL HOLIDAY HERE THIS YEAR...ALL THE E-LIST CELEBS DO...
WARNING- - -MAY CAUSE IRRIVERSABLE DAMAGE TO ONES CREDIBILITY..
(BTW i didn't steal this pic from dales blog and deface it no nah no not me sir)...
posted by gypsy noir at 1/15/2007
34 Comments:
LMAO
while i
ROFL!
...and irreversible damage to ones skis
retro 80's flourescent orange boiler suit...PT would be envious.
i wonder if pete got his from NEEB...
God, that looks like our ski hills on this side of the country.
Gypsy, you were fab careening down that slag heap of a hill! Of course we have 'Heat' and 'Hot Totty' photos of that bit of action behind the trees...I WILL provide body guard service for you when you are here in London for the opening of your new 'ski bunny noir' film...special ticket s to Noir and Brand already mailed...R has confirmed, Noir still on the Moon.
NEEB?
BRILLL!!!! ROFL...LMAO ...and all the others. I howled Gypsy. Just love the fashion skiing gear too...lol orange boiler suit and wellies...excellent
gather ye cowpats while ye may
String!!...that wasn't me behind the trees in that compromising position, it was my imaginary friend!!..yay russel, boo, i want vince..text the moon tell him to let him go..oh and i want noir carpet not red for the premier..
dale NEEB=north eastern electricity board..
val i think its the next big thing on the paris catwalk..
chants..i gather..
anne marie ..you have slags too?..lol..
LMAO!!!!! View of a thousand slag heaps! Vince is here with premier tickets and orange boilersuits - not my color, but this IS a very special occasion!
No doubt the skis can only be gotten from the poshest of Noir shoppes in Trashington. I'll have to pick up a pair when we arrive!
Can I store them behind the abbatoir?
Arrrrrrghhh! What happened to my picture?
Oh NO, your 'imaginary fiend' Whipsy Nein - is going to be plastered all over the front pages...she told everyone she was u! I see Rache has a line to V, hopefully he will wear his pearls...anyway I am on the phone...
damage control...we are denying all knowledge of Slag Heap and skiing - ridiculous really, the idea skiing in knee high black boots and nothing else! And NoBody smokes on the hill!
vincie is there the cad!!..no woner he was being elusive..but has he got his boots on with suit its important..yes you can store them behind the abbatoir but they will sell them for crack based alcohol..
NEIN is a latent whore...she has been a pest since i was born she gets me in to a lot of trouble..er every third tuesday i ski naked in black boots and smoke..any concessions??
Whipsy SMOKES alcohol in a crack pipe! Truly why she is so **cked up...and then she actually wore red! Pearls dangling from her teeth, cig - u know where! I am afraid we are going to have problems with damage control as she has fled with R and even straightened his hair!
fucks sake!!!!..i'll be damned if i'll let her bugga orf with russ..
she even put her boots on backwards just to seem retro 1942!!!
she is retarded tis true...she will do anything for attention...and my imminent downfall..
how can we banish this harpy?..
That's obvious, call Howard Moon and banish her to Isolation with Milky Joe and the Coconuts.
ah milky joe eez french you know..
or maybe the spirit of jazz could entice her away..
better still, some shaman magic frm nabu thats who...
Apparently I've missed something...
Thats right Dale, its what happens with NEIN takes over...Ever heard of the three faces of EVE? Or SYBIL...well NEIN, shes got at least 18 boot personalities and different flavored whips!
Dale you missed the evil nein trying to infiltrate her wicked persona in to dear ole blogdum but we are on her tail...we shall whip her pert ass with one of her own whips!..part from that nothing no..oh yes!..and jim morrisons ghost popped by to see if anybody was in..but i deleted him..
Dale, I missed it too...ho him...I'll trot back to me box till the next subject comes up....toodaloo...
oh yes..I forgot...I'm away somewhere very special this weekend. Tell you all about it on Monday.....
Have a good one wee one xx
Eighteen different personalities divied by two = NEIN...
Dale your a genious!..
Hey gypsy, Jim's a friend of mine - although he is on the other side.
absolute stunning creativity. Way to go girl
Nein --- run away! I'm with Val. Later....
BTW, yes Vince wore his pearls. Tried to give them to me, he did, but I told him they looked better on him and besides String would use them to tell his fortune if he went to see her....the boots...um, yes, he has them.
BFN
i like jim too but he geys a bit over bearing sometimes string, you know he keeps singing people are strange in the middle of the night!!..i tell him "yes you"!!...
why thankque lannio..
rache your showing off now..stop it!!..i dont suit green complextion..
just stopped by to say hello, as I see you on the other's blog sites as I timidly pass through the doors... still quite new to the blogging thing, and unsure of what the protocol is... of course, I have really never paid much attention to rules, and anyone who saw me use the word timid in reference to myself would likley laugh their butt off, so, on that note, hello! have enjoyed drifting in!
Ohhh lovely just lovely in pearls...but nah, I don't need to tell his fortune that GYPSY's job...I am just a String, a little thread. Jim's a backdoor man...that's why he's strange - he wants the baby to light his fire -the little girls understand. These days that would be considered dangerous language!
i see vince wrapped round a gypsy..boots and all..jim..backdoor...was he gay??..
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