THE FILTH AND THE FURY!!...
MY HEART BEAT WITH CHRONIC PALPITATIONS...ADRENALIN OOZING FROM EVERY PORE...MY EYES BLED WITH FEAR...I SHOOK LIKE A TOURETTES ON A NUMATIC DRILL..AND THAT WAS ME JUST UNPLUGING MY COMPUTER 4 WEEKS AGO!!!..IV'E MISSED YOU LOT SOOO MUCH..THEY SAID I NEEDED REHAB-ITAT BUT I SAID NO! NO! NO!..
WELL IVE BEEN BURIED UNDER A PILE OF RUBBLE FOR A WEEK, WHEN THEY PULLED MY CEILING DOWN GYPSY TOWERS RESEMBLED A SCENE FROM THE BLITZ OF 40'S LONDON...INFACT AT ONE POINT I WAS ISSUED WITH A GAS MASK AND RATIONING BOOK..AND FELT COMPELLED TO DRAW BLACK LINES UP THE BACK OF MY LEGS...DERELICTION-CONTRADICTION...NICE!....
WELL, I ABSO-FECKING-LUTELY LOVE GYPSY TOWERS ITS FABULICIOUS!!...
OH BUT I'M AT WAR WITH THE CHINESE ALL READY, MORE ON THAT LATER...
OH YES I'VE BEEN FORCED AT GUN POINT TO SWITCH TO GOOGLE BLOGGER...THE NERVE!!
THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR WONDERFUL COMMENTS IN MY ABSENCE I SHALL READ AND RE-READ THEM ALL AND SCARPER FORTHWITH TO YOUR BLOGS...
WELL IVE BEEN BURIED UNDER A PILE OF RUBBLE FOR A WEEK, WHEN THEY PULLED MY CEILING DOWN GYPSY TOWERS RESEMBLED A SCENE FROM THE BLITZ OF 40'S LONDON...INFACT AT ONE POINT I WAS ISSUED WITH A GAS MASK AND RATIONING BOOK..AND FELT COMPELLED TO DRAW BLACK LINES UP THE BACK OF MY LEGS...DERELICTION-CONTRADICTION...NICE!....
WELL, I ABSO-FECKING-LUTELY LOVE GYPSY TOWERS ITS FABULICIOUS!!...
OH BUT I'M AT WAR WITH THE CHINESE ALL READY, MORE ON THAT LATER...
OH YES I'VE BEEN FORCED AT GUN POINT TO SWITCH TO GOOGLE BLOGGER...THE NERVE!!
THANKYOU FOR ALL YOUR WONDERFUL COMMENTS IN MY ABSENCE I SHALL READ AND RE-READ THEM ALL AND SCARPER FORTHWITH TO YOUR BLOGS...
posted by gypsy noir at 3/09/2007
19 Comments:
HOORAY YOUR BACK!!!! You were missed loads and loads!!! I don't know what else to say at the moment i'm just really glad your back!!!!!!!!!!!
thankyou cheryl..ive read your post and offered some humble advise..every mum feels like you at some stage..ITS TRUE!!..
Gypseeeee!!!! yay!!!! You're back. I've missed you sooo much! So glad you're happy in your new home, and can't wait to hear abut your war over the great wall of China...tee hee.
Where's the photos, though and the movie that Chaz told us about??? Can't wait to see it all wee one..hugs and love vallypee xxxx
aw val i missed you..
ooh the chinese wars??....
yes im doing a video of the derelicté mansion soon..lol..get your popcorn handy...to chuck..
Wooo hooo, bout time...it has been a sad state of affairs, although the lot of us have got literary in your absence!
and we all heave a collective sigh of relief... thank goodness you have returned! Were the Ferrions any help at all with this business? That lazy rapscallion Bert has been holed up in my upstairs office eating chips and jelly babies and watching Gilligans' Island reruns, the deserting git.
I told him to beat it home to help with things, but he just kept muttering through mouthfuls of peanut butter that you had thrown him out after he damaged a particularly nice bit of pottery.
I figured he was fibbing, but with the Ovaline sect still trying to ferret me out, I thought it best not to cause a fuss and lie low. Kicked his feathered arse out when I saw you were back though. Has he returned yet?
Unplugged and buried...
I'll forgive you my dear Gypsy...:)
It sounds like it was well worth the battle - can't wait to see Gypsy Towers!
I've missed you - and Frosty did wait patiently with open arms - he's now a mere shadow of himself...
At war with the Chinese are you?
As long as you don't like their cooking...
GYPSY!!! Yay!!! Did you find a megaphone and jodphurs for Alfie. He simply must direct your movie....
Back later. I've lots to do today/this weekend. Just wanted to stop by and say
WELCOME BACK!
you could only evade the blog police for so long
Welcome back, dear Gypsy! I'm off to be a road and sun gypsy, but I'll pop round when I get home next week!
Sounds as if your derelicté dreams all came true....derelicté bedrooms and all...lol...I wonder about your bermuda triangle though, Gypsy...watch out that you don't lose things ;-)
Yes string i see you have all been having fun..hmm detention beckons...
stevie..bert turned up yesterday with tales of woe..he has flu?...i've sent him to bed with a mug of ovaltine and some crumbs..he is resisting the duck down quilt i made last christmas..says he's allergic to feathers??..the lying git..he wants the lecy blanket..
dale frosty is a soggy puddle now but i can still feel his hug..even though its damp..hmmm the chinese..
rache..alfie thinks he's cecil B de milles!..oh and he has his own built in jodpurs..white fluffy ones..he dont need a megaphone he shrills..
way to go anne marie!...
aha! val..yes its true the room at the very back of the tower is triangle..the cats follow me there..like a troop of flagging soldiers..i get lost there and it has a different time zone..
Your back!!! Glad to see you, and everything is well.
xx
Hee hee Gypsy...a new time zone too...you have to tell us all about your adventures there...Koos has a space called the Luxor Triangle...lol...in fact it's his whole barge! He can never find anything in there at all, and things go missing forever.Spooky!
That's not fair! Everything in the Luxor Triangle has its own place. Just don't move things around, like in tidying up, that's confusing.
Remember, there's only so much order a man can bear...
By the way, we are seriously considering a stopover in Trashington on our way to Canada.
Right now my kitchen is the opposite - or possibly the receptacle - of the Bermuda Triangle...
Every time I go in there, there's more mess and dishes...
I'll check for cats, too, Gypsy, but mind, I might keep them.
...or put them in the dishwasher.
as long as you are in Trashington, scoop up that Gyspy and bring her along! Loads of room between me and Dale....
Receptacle...? Kitchen...? What are these things??? My kitchen consists of mainly rubble, a baxi boiler, a pipe, wires and more rubble.... :-/
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