I DONT KNOW...

SO...I WAS SHOPPING IN MY LOCAL SUPER MARKET FOR MY USUAL NIGHT-CAP..5 BOTTLES OF BLUE NUN- GöTTINGEN SAUSAGES AND OF COURSE A KINDER SURPRISE EGGY WEG..
WELL, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE, WHEN I WAS SEIZED UPON BY 2 SECURITY GUARDS AND THROWN OUT THE STORE FOR BEING A RACIST!...JUST BECAUSE MY BASKET WAS FULL OF GERMAN PRODUCTS!..THIS IS NANNY STATE GONE MENTAL..EXCUSE ME!..A RACIST I AM NOT!!...I FIRMLY BELIEVE WE ARE ALL THE SAME COLOUR UNDER THE SKIN..WE ALL BLEED RED BLOOD..EXCEPT THE ROYAL FAMILY THAT IS , THEY BLEED BLUE BLOOD..HMM MUST BE THE INBREEDING...ANYHOO, THE POLICE CAME AND FORMERLY CHARGED ME..I'M UP IN COURT NEXT TUESDAY..
OH ONE OTHER THING I FORGOT TO MENTION..I WAS DRESSED AS A FEMALE SS OFFICER AT THE TIME...SURELY THAT WON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT?..