"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT..
OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING..
AVOID CHAIRS..
FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE..
THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
18.9.07
THE CATS ARSE!..
SPOT THE BALL?!?... WELL, NEIL CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT NAME..WE HAVE DECIDED TO CALL HIM 'ROMMEL'..OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE DESSERT FOX!.. AND NEIL ALSO POINTED OUT THAT HITLER ONLY HAD ONE BALL...SEE IT ALL CONNECTS PERFECTLY..
::Actually steps into the room and stops short.. a look for horror coming over her face.. not only are there assorted cats.. dangerous ground for a 3" pixie.. but one has only ONE BALL::
Grace ...when he was a she ,she was called Vixen..now she is a he we called him Rommel...Rommel was known as the dessert fox (vixen, fox)...A German Field Marshal of World War 2, highly respected by Hitler-hitler had only one ball like the cat... Lil Pixie..only 3ins awe bless.. Val..lmao, hope it's not too potent!..aha!..
There was a song - if I recall my playground days clearly, to that Bridge over the River Kwai theme I think - is that Colonel Bogie /ey? Anyway, Sings:
Hitler had only one big ball. Goering had two but they were small - Himmler ... had something simmler, And poor old Goebbels had no b'lls at all.
However, I bow to Neil's more accurate knowledge of such things, learnt from books not playground smut. it is a brilliant and very appropriate name!
I always appreciate a good history lesson in a cat. Oh, and it took Margie chiming in about your Cairo-practor joke to make me realise the joke. See, I'm too pre-occupied with cardboard right now to appreciate any kind of cleverness.
There was a young kitty named fox who kept one of his balls in his sox but he got a scare one day t'was not there nor was it inside his old box
he looked hi and lo, up and down and his mum saw his worried sad frown so she asked him what's up and he said the game's up Me ball's gone to gad about town
Oh no, said his mum, that's just tosh I put all your sox in the wash So if your ball's flown It's probably drowned so stop miaowing or you'll make me cross
oooo errrr is that reeeely wot a catz sniffy bitz is like Gypsy? I'se nivver got that close. Maybe I'se shoodn't send fox luv an lix cos I might get me nose clobbered....but I'se sending them ter yoo tho...xxxx sindybin
Val that's wonderful! And Gypsy, where art thou lately? I thought I was the one being slack around here! Is it a) that some of my spread-the-sloth lessons are finally bearing fruit or b) your non-cyber life is blissfully busy?
I did Rache..I did.. String Alfie has accepted Neil..now thats serious!.. Dale my sweet it's lovely to hear things are gradually comming back to you.. you will be fine-trust me..
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I see the connection...I think?!!
::Actually steps into the room and stops short.. a look for horror coming over her face.. not only are there assorted cats.. dangerous ground for a 3" pixie.. but one has only ONE BALL::
Lil
LOL Gypsy, what's the fox's favourite dessert then, chocolate mous(s)e?
It's only one, but it's a very potent ball....
Grace ...when he was a she ,she was called Vixen..now she is a he we called him Rommel...Rommel was known as the dessert fox (vixen, fox)...A German Field Marshal of World War 2, highly respected by Hitler-hitler had only one ball like the cat...
Lil Pixie..only 3ins awe bless..
Val..lmao, hope it's not too potent!..aha!..
a cyclops has one eye.. is Rommel a cybullocks then?
Hang on ... wasn't it Alolf who had ...
There was a song - if I recall my playground days clearly, to that Bridge over the River Kwai theme I think - is that Colonel Bogie /ey? Anyway, Sings:
Hitler had only one big ball.
Goering had two but they were small -
Himmler ... had something simmler,
And poor old Goebbels had no b'lls at all.
However, I bow to Neil's more accurate knowledge of such things, learnt from books not playground smut. it is a brilliant and very appropriate name!
I always appreciate a good history lesson in a cat. Oh, and it took Margie chiming in about your Cairo-practor joke to make me realise the joke. See, I'm too pre-occupied with cardboard right now to appreciate any kind of cleverness.
xx
AM
There was a young kitty named fox
who kept one of his balls in his sox
but he got a scare
one day t'was not there
nor was it inside his old box
he looked hi and lo, up and down
and his mum saw his worried sad frown
so she asked him what's up
and he said the game's up
Me ball's gone to gad about town
Oh no, said his mum, that's just tosh
I put all your sox in the wash
So if your ball's flown
It's probably drowned
so stop miaowing or you'll make me cross
got it!!
Ahem..sorry for forgetting myself...must stop writing terrible ditties....must..must.
LMAO !
Rommel!
Purrfect name!
We should have all left it up to Neil in the first place.
Trust him to come through with the ideal handle for your single-nutted kitty.
Ahhh, my virgin eyes!! *covers eyes at screen full of cat butt* Is this cat following Alfie's footsteps in a career of pornography and debauchery?
yoohoo! Gypsy, where are you? Miss you and just wondering where ya been and hoping your OK.
jus lil ole me-
LOLOL Val!
~Lace~
Teehee! I might have known a cats arse would bring out the best in you lot..
love your ditty Val!..
oooo errrr is that reeeely wot a catz sniffy bitz is like Gypsy? I'se nivver got that close. Maybe I'se shoodn't send fox luv an lix cos I might get me nose clobbered....but I'se sending them ter yoo tho...xxxx sindybin
Val that's wonderful! And Gypsy, where art thou lately? I thought I was the one being slack around here! Is it
a) that some of my spread-the-sloth lessons are finally bearing fruit
or
b) your non-cyber life is blissfully busy?
Yes Margie (she says in a innocent voice)..both..hehehe..
Gypsy, You knew...
Letting Neil take the ball now eh? Sounds serious, naming cats and such.
Gypsy, thank you.
I have a true friend.
Despite the distance.
Love
Dale
I did Rache..I did..
String Alfie has accepted Neil..now thats serious!.. Dale my sweet it's lovely to hear things are gradually comming back to you..
you will be fine-trust me..
Did someone mention my name?.
At least I have two very fine balls!.
Alfie, it's rude to brag.
...Alfie!! Not nice.
Get well soon granny noir, kisses Harvey and Mam xxx
Are you sick, wee one?? I hope not! If you are, then get well real soon, and get that Neil to hug you better xxx
But why do we have to keep looking up your fox's nether regions. I see enough of the nether lands on a daily basis ;-)
im with val on this one gyps.. next post please! LOL
~Lace~
Hi Gypsy, when I become more proficient on posting from Youtube I'll have one on my blog. I just through the computer out the window...
Hope you are well
Haha!, I agree too i'm sick of seeing that un-scenic view..
Not too bad Val, woke up yesterday with a sore throat and bit flu like today..
Grace ! Don't do it!..It's easy to post from Youtube-honest!..
Thank you for your kind comment Gypsy!
You're very sweet.
Hugs,
Suexx
get that cat pyjamas!
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