SONG FOR ALFIE..
WOOHOO!, JUST MADE MY FIRST MOVIE..IT'S NOT GREAT BUT IT'S SOOO LOVELY!..OK I WON'T BE GETTING ANY CALLS FROM ANY FAMOUS DIRECTORS..YET!..
posted by gypsy noir at 10/23/2007
23.10.07
"SITTING IS IMPORTANT IN STANDING OUT.. OUTSTANDING SITTING WILL SIT YOU IN GOOD STANDING.. AVOID CHAIRS.. FLING YOURSELF DOWN UPON THE FLOOR IN A GRACEFULLY FLUNG POSTURE.. THERE IS NOTHING AS SMART AS A FLINGED FIGURE THAT IS GRACEFULLY FLUNG."..
posted by gypsy noir at 10/23/2007
35 Comments:
pmsl!
Alfie is the funniest looking cat I've ever seen!
Haughtiness, indignance, and self-importance all rolled into one - behind that flat furry face of his.
Love the shot with the leg in the air...
I'll bet he's soft, though.
Is that Kate Bush singing Alfie's Song?
Very good :)
I really love your movie, Gypsy. Makes me smile. Alfie is adorable.! The song choice is great too. Just the right words with the right images. for example, when Alfie has his leg in the air and the song talks about love and the look on Alfies face - priceless. I've watched a few times now (as i've needed the smiles) and i'm singing the song hours later! could you tell a little more about the song? like who sings it and when it was made?
Anywho - brilliant job on your first movie and i look forward to many more!
Hugs,
cherylann
Marvellows Gypsy (I saw the typo and left it there..hehe). Alf the magnificat! He certainly poses well for the camera, I'll say that. Love the shot of him playing the cello with his back leg ;-)
It's Cilla Black isn't it? I always loved that song, and she was great too, or maybe still is?
Well done you! xxxx
IT is a sultry night at the Oscars, and B-list star after B-list star, finally allowed in after the A-listers made it through file down the red carpet.
Inside, the crowd hushes as Goerge Clooney and Jessica Simpson advance to the podium.
"Tonight we honour one of three brilliant director/producers for the cinematic brilliance."
Jessica Simpson flashes her ultrasbright $45,000 lumineer smile at the freakishly tanned man next to her. He winces at the sight of her permanantly surprised Botox eyebrows and faces the teleprompter.
"Our first nominee is Quentin Tarintino for yet another over the top violent story about a young girls desperate attempt to find her real hairdresser after they are seperated in a tragic flash flood in Manhattan. Starring Winona Ryder and Winona Judd."
Jessica Simpson adjusts her left boob, taped to her sequined gown of red marabou, then turns her vacant stare into the camera.
"Our second nominee is Clint Eastwood for his biopsy... oops, I mean biopic, of The Friendly Giant: the man behind the tights, starring Gary Sinese and Gary Busey. Co-starring Lauren Hutton, Lauren Bacall and Ralph Lauren."
"And our third and final nominee is C.M. Gypsy Glenton, a newcomer to the Acadamy, with her heartwrenching story about Alfie, a cat and his personal triumph over drug and sex addiction, told through the eyes of the woman who helped him find the true path to feline S&M enlightenment."
There is thunderous applause as the clip from the breakout blockbuster Alfie glares across the screen.
Two of the directors sit tense in their plush seats, while the third sits relaxed and grinning, her black leather twinset and leather pants glistening in the light. The mysteriously handsome man beside her making the twosome so devastating gorgeous that everyone who looks their way breaks instantly into tears of joy.
"And the Oscar goes to.... C.M. Gypsy Glenton for Alfie!"
The audience shrieks with frenzied joy and Gypsy and her paramour Neilbymouth, who had just picked up a Grammy for his release, "Back to Vinyl: Making the Music Mean Something Again" saunter up to the stage. Several stars faint as Gypsy blows them kisses, and Johnny Depp shoves Vanessa Paradis aside and tosses his underwear to her. Vanessa in turn tosses Johnny at Neilbymouth, who politely picks him up and sets him on the edge of the stage where he sits and gazes tearily at Gypsy.
"I played a Gypsy once," he whispers and sits back down with his girlfriend.
Gypsy reaches the podium, where George Clooney awaits with her golden statue, and the manic applause reaches it's climax before she raises a regal hand and prepares to make her speech...
Thoroughly enjoyable!!
I can here Scorsese calling!! Really, really great.
xx
LOL Stevie
Alfie, you're just such a divo!
xx
AM
Mon petit Alfie,
you are tres charmant indeed.
*bisous*
Creemie
Oh ho, Gypsy, the spam man's arrived! I've seen this Adam person on another blogger's comments with exactly the same one!
Oi Alf me mate!, s'mee Sindybin! Wot u doin in the movies wivout me? Anyways, Sindy finks youz reeeeeally amazin an wonderful an cataclismic (mumz told me ter write that..s'not fair). D'you fink I cud be in them movies too?
OMG ROFL Stevie!
Gypsy, nice job with the vid! Alfie will be demanding that mouse omelets and green m&m's be brought to his dressing room.... Supah stah!
And where are you now, Madame Noir. Has Oscar gone to your head now, and you have no time left for us mere mortals...? Or should replace Oscar with Neil ;-)
Don't give Gypsy any (more) ideas, Steph...
Gyps this is a treat! I love the leg-in air thing too. Was he doing his pilates? He has very good control. Alfie does look perpetually peed off - he'd hate to hear it I'm sure, but the more supercilious his look, the more he makes me laugh. Not at all the thing, I'm sure.
Val, it is indeed Cilla Black, from the soundtrack of the film of the same name, with Michael Caine. Beyonce Knowles did a creditable version of it in one of the Austin Powers films too, but this is the orig, complete with that toe-curling note in "what's it ALL about?" Gets me every time.
Gypsy - that "come along my pretties" sounds like the Wicked Witch of the West! If it's you, you have a wonderful evil streak.
and what what what became of Neil's blog? Have I missed some important bit of information in my secluded like fog?????
Or, perhaps, Gypsy and Neil have decided to co-blogitate.....?
Hi there, how are you doing?
xx
Sorry, what did you all say there?, I was so wrapped up in Stevie's magnificent reveiw of the Oscars night, which may I say deserves an Oscar all of it's own...Bravo! Stevie!!..that was pure class!..
now back to reality...
yes Grace,no Dale, Val and Margie are spot on, it was indeed the song sung by Cilla Black in 1966 and produced by Burt Bacharach for the theme tune to the original film 'Alfie' played by Michael Caine, A wonderful film by all accounts and the more recent remake with Jude Law although good, is not a patch on the original..
Sinbin I think you should have your own chat show! and Creemore, i'm sure Alfie could find a role for you in one of his 'other films'
Rache, please don't give him anymore ideas, he's already sitting here in his smoking jacket demanding diamond encrusted Kitty-lit!..
Margie, That wasn't Palates, it was Alfie showing off his tackle..and yes that was me in true Wicked Witch of the North mode..hehe..er-evil?-moi?..
Stevie, i'm still reeling from your wonderful reveiw, which of course is all true..mind you Alfie did get an honour on Youtube (whatever that means)
Alas, Neil deleted his blog for now, coblogitate!?! now that sounds rude!..
Hello Grace, yes M'dear fine and dandy fankoo..xx....
Oh hello, just thought i'd drop by for some adulation, one can't get enough...
I thank you (takes a bow)..
Fanx Gypsy! I cud call me show The Sin Bin...tee hee
Have you ever wondered if one of poor Alfie's parents were aliens?
Or maybe both of them?
Venus and Merlin send their love and fluff to Alfie and co :)
Happy Hallowe'en from Harvey the Croc lol :) xx
Gypsy,
I have decided to join the land of the living and start to blog.As you know, Anne-Marie and I are BFF's-she has spoken highly of you and your blog.
Alfie is quite the dandy-actually Dalziel,AM's alpha male (whom I bonded with over meat)is as well!
Happy Halloween!
Antoinette
Boo
Well, that sucks...it's not even Halloween any more where you live.
Oh my God, I LOVE it!!! I just got around to checking blogs today...I have missed a week of watching this movie every day! *LOL* He is so adorable...and Sam will be glad to know that there is another large white cat with a cute girlie meow out there.... *L* Sam takes much teasing over his....
you want for me to smack this Adam around for you?
Me and my boy Guido could have us a little "chat" with him....
wopophaahaahahaha!
Aha, another blogger whose life has got in the way of all things online. Or has Alfie just got you busy writing the script for his next specCATular?
Oh all right I'll go quietly now.
Oscar?
Hellooo..Margie, a broke me computah!..but fear not, Neil sped forth on his trusty steed and fixed it..
Chantal-Havey looks fab in his croc costume
Still got a fright Dale ((shudder))..
MB I love your cat video it's hillarious!..
Stevie, have that chat with A-damn...
Sting, don't give him an Oscar, Alfie already has delusions of grandeur!..
It's guyfalks night here and fireworks going off everywhere..whooohooo!!..Penny for the Guy?..
Nah...you can have a ha'penny...we don't have Guy Fawkes here.
There is a Guy Fawkes annual bonfire up the road at my sister's house. Her hubby fancies himself British, but he's really just a newfie with Brit parents.
Gypsy! Do you have a webcam???? If you do, you just have to try out Skype... I am so excited by it right now... it's a free download that allows you so talk and see other Sykpers at the same time via your computer, and it's free!!
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