MR DEAD BOTTLED!..
Following on from Stevie's post post about e-bay reminded me of something strange I uncovered boxing day three years ago (yes alright I spent boxing day looking for strange things on E-bay).. WHAT?
Chantelle will remember this one..So here it is..are you sitting comfy?..
Story of The Ghost in a Bottle..
MR DEAD BOTTTLED
I HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM MY HOLIDAY IN MALTA, WITH LITTLE MORE THAN I COULD EVER HAVE IMAGINED.
I WAS SITTING ON THE BALCONY ON THE LAST DAY , ENJOYING A GLASS OF MADLIEN LIQUEUR, A LOVELY MALTESE DRINK, FROM THE BOTTLE THAT I HAD PURCHASED THAT DAY, WHEN A MAN WALKED THROUGH THE WALL, SAT DOWN ON THE CHAIR OPPOSITE ME, AND SAID HELLO.
I SAID HELLO AND ASKED WHY HE HAD SAT DOWN. (A LITTLE BIT STARTLED, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE!)
HE SAID THAT HE WAS A SPIRIT, WHO, WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, HAD NEVER MET HIS SOUL MATE, AND NOW HE ROAMS THE EARTH IN SEARCH OF ONE WHO WILL LOVE HIM, AND FEELS THAT THEY ARE MEANT TO BE.
"I HAVE WALKED FOR SO LONG," HE EXPLAINED, TELLING ME THAT EVERY TIME HE THOUGHT HE MET THE 'ONE', THEY JUST LOOKED RIGHT THROUGH HIM, AND WALKED ON BY...HE WAS WEARY AND LOW.
I TOLD HIM WE SHOULD DRINK THE REST OF THE BOTTLE, AND BY THE TIME WE HAD FINISHED IT, I WOULD HAVE THE ANSWER FOR HIM. I REACHED FOR ANOTHER GLASS, AND AS I POURED, HE TOLD ME TALES OF HIS LIFE, AND OF HIS TRAVELS....
AS OUR GLASSES LANDED ON THE TABLE , EMPTY LIKE THE BOTTLE I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD JUMP IN THE BOTTLE AND TRAVEL BACK WITH ME, AND I WOULD FIND HIM A HOME TO LIVE IN. SOMEWHERE HE COULD LIVE AS SPIRIT AND FIND A WOMAN, ONE WHO WILL LOVE HIM.
HE AGREED.
HE NEVER GAVE ME HIS NAME, AND I NEVER ASKED, BUT I CALLED HIM MR. DEAD, AND HE SEEMS TO LIKE IT. HE SAYS IT REMINDS HIM THAT HE NEVER HAS TO WORK, OR EXERCISE EVER AGAIN, AND HE CAN WATCH AS MUCH TV AS HE LIKES, AND SINCE HE DOESN'T EAT, HE MAKES THE PERFECT PARTNER.
And there you have it, a touching tale indeed, needless to say I was tempted to buy it..Then I thought Naaaaah!..
25 Comments:
Wow - I wouldn't even know how much to bid on something like THAT!
:)
I will have to look for that song by Space, Gypsy!
Thanks for popping by my bloggie!
Happy horror daze!
(It doesn't really feel like Christmas, guess I better look for a tree or something).
Take care.
Lots of love,
Suexxx
oh my goodness, you dodged a bullet in not buying that bottle of Mr. Dead Gyppo me gal... sure as heck he's have been dead in bed as well....
;)
um hi Gypsy, can Alfie come over to my house for treats one day?
Love Jean-Luc
Suesjoy, last year my chrimbo tree was a twig! (see pic on post from last year)..but i'm looking forward to chrimbo with Neil!..I haven't got a tree up yet either..
Stevie, I nearlly bought the bottle out curiosity, but my sister Lena freaked! and said it might bring bad spirit to the house..she's like that..
Jean-luc, You cutie!, I will get Alfie to drop by, but be warned, he is a bad influence!..
As much as I can appreciate the idea of bottling a man on a conceptual level... em, no.
xx
AM
Ha ha, Anne Marie...good one. I suppose he will have to meet Miss Alive and then they can balance each other out! I have been off blogger so long I forgot my password!
i'll bid my left sock - woolly and worn...if i am completely satisfied, i'll donate my right one...a wee bit more worn and less woolly.
did i ever tell you i can only turn left
so does that mean neilby will replace the twig?
Hi Gypsy!
Thanks for the You Tube link.
My computer is still possessed and has an aversion to YouTubeness. My husband SUPPOSEDLY took care of it, but HE DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB!
That's it.
He's fired.
;)
I'll try it on my daughter's computer.
You are so dark in a GOOD way.
Well you ARE Gypsy NOIR!
Hugs to you and NEILBY!!!!
Have you muzzled that boi or what?
:o
Love and sunshine (I hear you need some over in Blighty),
Suesxxx
Dale, has your wooly sock got soul?
No I won't put Neilby in a pot and cover him in glitter (although thats starting to sound appealing) OH GOD! (said in a Jarvis type voice with pervy undertones)..
Suesjoy, OOOH! maybe theres a ghost in your machine preventing you from playing vids on YOOOOOOtube, maybe its MR.DEAD!, has come to reep havoc!!..
No I havent muzzled Neilby either!, but ..OH GOD!..lol...
LOL There is no end to creativity!
Who got Mr. Dead and how much did they pay for him? Does he do laundry?
That would be interesting to have the bottle, you could make your own story with it. And who knows who would have came along with it. :)
::swooooossshhheeee in in response to her swoossshhhinnnggg by::
hellooo gyps.. and all you other fine folks.. ::squints:: hey gyps.. whos adam??
~Lace~
I am going to go visit Adam's site and see if he wants to sell Mary Kay....
well lookey that! His profile is not available... go figure!
Hi Gypsy!!
How many times is this bloke going to the airport?
Gypsy... have you looked into Skype??? HUh? huh? huh? How 'bout the rest of you????
I think Adam is an international man whore....
rather like Bert.... or is that bird whore?
Hallloooo???
Gypppoooooo?
where for art thou Gypsy?
I'm back!!!! Lots to tell, lots to show, but just for now, love to you and Neil and thannnnxxxxx for the gorgeous lucky packet ;-)
More later xxx
TAG darling!!
Hello!!...Sos Stevie, been waylaid of late, Been busy with stuff, and down with a pesky virus and poor Neil has the flu now..
Vally Pee your back! yay!, will catch up soon..going to catch up wiv everyone..xxx
Hi Gypsy!
Aw...thanks for your sweet compliment.
Well, I am a bit embarrassed about not being able to reach the high notes, but...oh well. I tried!
I love the cd and hope we can all record ORIGINAL stuff next time.
Hugs to you and Neil too!
xxxx
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